JT Music - Teach You How to Die

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When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze\nThen my mom got me up, «Get ready for school!»\n«You need to eat eat your Wheaties and double knot your shoes\nAnd better remember, don’t you forget your 7 Noteboos!»\n«But mom I feel under the weather today»\n«I'll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades!»\nSo I scoot off to school with my backpack strapped tight\nWait, where are my notebooks? I knew my bag felt light\nI guess I must’ve left 'em back in a classroom\nI’ll grab 'em after math, don’t know why but I have to\nI’m greeted by the teacher, doesn’t seem like a bad dude\n«Answer correctly every question I ask you\nFantastic! You’re doing incredible!»\nI already passed math, but that’s all on my schedule\nI’ll never solve this impossible problem, I can’t even read it\nNow Baldi’s got a frown and I’m prepared for a beatin'\nHe’s the teacher, I cannot outsmart him\nYou’re gonna see my picture on milk cartons\n'Bout to meet the business end of Baldi’s yardstick\nWelcome to the schoolhouse of hard knocks, kids!\nBaldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night\n(Study hard all night)\nYou know you gotta solve each problem right\n(Solve 'em right)\nIf you know your 1,2,3's, It’ll be as easy as pi\nPay attention when I teach you how to die\nCan we change the subject, pretty please?\nRight now we need a little better Chemistry\nThink of what fun a foreign Language could be\nCuz I’ve done the Math, I’m lookin' like History\nYou can forget PE, I got my cardio\nWhen I wasted all my playtime jumping rope\nI know my judgement is coming but I think we need a Recess\nOr a dead student’s what you broom’s gotta sweep next\nI’m not bothered by the Bully, I ain’t scared of him\nI’m on my best behavior Principal, take care of him\nI thought I saw the Sock Puppet, he’s a little timid\n'Till I get more notebooks and then he’s livid\nStay back! I got a soda, I’ve been shaking it well\nAt the end of the day, could I be saved by the bell\nI’m in an 8-bit hell and I’ll forever burn\nI get plenty detentions but I never learn\nBaldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night\n(Study hard all night)\nYou know you gotta solve each problem right\n(Solve 'em right)\nIf you know your 1,2,3's, It’ll be as easy as pi\nPay attention when I teach you how to die\n(How to die, die, die)\n«Oh my god, is Mavis Beacon on bath salts?»\n«You're probably locked up with Baldi, that’s all\nYou know some Rogaine ought to go a long way»\nSnap! He heard that and I’m going the wrong way!\nWhat does he do with that ruler to little boys?\nDon’t wanna know, throw him off with a little noise\nI’ve been thinking that the faculty actually\nHas been keeping track of every casualty casually\nPocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar\nA robot stopped me for a hug, I’m not getting far\nThese distorted distractions out to stop my plans\nBut the true crime here is the Comic Sans! (OH GOD NO)\nAll the halls are red, get to the exit\nBarely staying ahead, forgot how tired my legs get\nI’m sick of this outdated education simulation\nI’ve either gotta break it or make it to graduation!\nBaldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night\n(Study hard all night)\nYou know you gotta solve each problem right\n(Solve 'em right)\nIf you know your 1,2,3's, It’ll be as easy as pi\nPay attention when you get this education\nAs I teach you all the basics on how to die